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Hair Clippers are they a good or bad idea…
Yesterday my partner suggested that we buy a set of hair clippers so I could cut his hair. Well I almost peed my pants, from laughing so hard. Boy if you knew my man you would understand why. No one, I mean no one touches THE HAIR.

As you can imagine my laugh gradually faded to a nervous giggle when I realised he was giving me the serious look. Going three months without a hair cut can make anyone feel desperate. Oh, have I mentioned before I don’t know how to cut hair. Don’t they say, it’s only two weeks between a bad and a good haircut.

I guess being together for many years has finally paid off, he trusts me with a set of blades. LOL! Scissors are one thing but something with power, zoom zoooom this could be fun! I have used power tools in the past, so I am guessing there is no difference really…

Tomorrow is the big day we are going to buy the Hair Clipper set, with my terms and conditions attached.

Terms and Conditions:
1. You will still love me after I cut your hair.
2. It was your idea in the first place.
3. It’s only hair, it will grow back.
4. I am not a hairdresser so don’t expect miracles.
5. If you look like a complete idiot say you done it.
6. If you look sexy tell everyone that I cut it, I have an ego too.

Please sign …………………

Now that I have covered my a$$ with the other half I better do my homework as I want my ego massaged. If I find any good Hair Clipping tips along the way I will be sure to blog about them.