One of my friends sent me an email this morning and attached was this humorous verse about Apples and Wine. Now it’s probably made it’s way to Mars and back but who cares it’s a great laugh.

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men… men are like a fine wine. The begin as grapes, and it’s up to the woman to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

I am obviously not the author and I take no credit for this fantastic piece but I felt it was worth writing about and here are my reasons why:

1.This verse obviously has relevance to my blog because it mentions fruit in the title.
2.Wine, I’ll drink some of that too!
3.Men climb a tree, get in touch with your neanderthal side
4.Climb the tree, grab the women, fall out of tree, have a nurse
5.Easy fruit easy…..
6.Grapes and stomping sounds like fun!
7.I am a top apple and my wine is maturing with age