Dirty Dirty Birds Those Pigeons
I was reading an interesting post today from Dawn about birds, and whether they have privacy issues of pooping in front of other birds. Well obviously I had a chuckle and then realised Dawn had a point. Do they have pooping issues?
Most of the time when I see a bird it lands, takes a dump, looks around and flies away really fast! That is one smart bird, he realises his shit does stink! I guess his mother taught him the airs and graces of pooping in private.
Now what about the good old Pigeon. This bird has no manners or conscience they are shitting machines. It doesn’t matter if its in flight, just landed or eating, you’re guaranteed, it will shit. Dirty, Dirty, birds this is why I am giving it the DIRTY BIRD AWARD.
I have mentioned that they’re full of lice, carry disease and love to congregate in pretty places. See, it has to be a conspiracy they want to drive us humans away.
Dirty little birds I hate walking anywhere near them. This horrible feeling sets in when I see one flying overhead, arghhhhh it’s going to shit on me. Moments like these I wish I had an Umbrella sniffle… sniffle…
The next time you’re out look around they’re everywhere lurking in food courts and living under bridge walk ways. Watch as they size up their next victim, don’t laugh, you could be next!
